Oh, you've stumbled upon Shoddy Productions, where the name says it all – and not in a good way. If you're looking for top-notch, high-quality films, you've taken a wrong turn. Our idea of special effects is a shaky camera, and our idea of a blockbuster plot is usually a cat-and-mouse chase in someone's backyard. Oh, and don't even get me started on our costume department – let's just say thrift stores look down on our contributions. You're probably better off watching random videos on Vine. for your entertainment fix. Seriously, turn back now before you witness the cinematic disaster that's about to unfold on your screen. (SOS Bring Back Vine!!!!)